My, my, my, what do we have here? Is that a… sexy gingerboy? Why, yes, yes it is. This gingerboy is the one and only Devon Charmer, the Charmer legacy founder. I must confess that he looks quite unamused by his new surroundings.
…Quite unamused.
But honestly, I wouldn’t either. Just look at this shithole of a house I’ve made him! It’s not my fault- legacies just start this way. Hey- at least he has a place to live.
Like any rational human being, Devon wants to get out of that crappy home- and fast, so he’s off to get a job. I’m not sure how much a level-one test subject job will pay, but it’s a start, and Devon desperately needs of those.
So Devon arrives at the lab to join the “science” career track. His lifetime wish is to become a “creature-robot cross breeder” (wtf?) so he better do some learning in the gardening skill. Since I’m muy perezosa (very lazy), I tend to just use my master controller feature to make my simmies gain skills, but I guess since this is a legacy, he actually has to learn something.
**sexy close up time**
Arriving at the public garden, Devon beelines for the watermelon/tomato section of the area. Tomatoes and watermelons are pretty much free meals, so he’s gonna collect as many of those guys as he can. Leaning over to grab a watermelon, Devon smiles at the prospect of being successful. He understands that a watermelon has nothing to with that, but it made for a nice point in this pathetic storyline.
At this moment, he also realizes that harvesting vegetables at a public garden isn’t going to give him the mad skills he needs to get animals and robots to hump each other. Grabbing the last of the inspiring watermelon, Devon rises from the moist terrain and walks off. It was time to hit the public library.
Notice the woman through the window sitting on an invisible bench…
I absolutely LOVE this hair. It’s just so, like, sexy in a megadouchebaggy kinda way. You must admit that Devon Charmer is a fine piece of ass. And he can even read! **swoons** He is like my favorite sim ever. He is gonna make some keeee-yoooot babies- I’m sure of it.
Even whilst reading a book on gardening for people who don’t understand how to dig a hole and drop a seed in it, Devon still looks hot. And kinda pissed. He always has that “fuck the world” kind of look on his face, it makes me sad :( He should put a smile on that sexy face of his.
**stalkerazzi cam… sexy shower shot**
Condensed canned soup. Delicious. You sure know how to live, Mr. Charmer.
Sleepytime in cartoon sheets :)
Damn… that’s hot.
**random book reading after work**
Awwwww! That’s adorable! Something about full-grown sexy gingerboys playing with toys makes me smile. What I would like to figure out is why he chose to go play with toys before getting ready for the huge day ahead of him. In the grand tradition of legacies…
It’s time to…
Babe hunt at the park! Now Devon is a desperate, and most likely very horny, twenty-something year old virgin. So, yeah, he’s probably gonna jump on anything with pulse.
O_o
This woman-shaped-thing is called Constance Shelley
Oh yessss Devon, charm her with that beautiful ham and cheese face you’re making. I’m sure she’ll fall for that like a supermodel in 6-inch-heels.
My god she’s easily impressed.
I guess with any good relationship you must start with talking.
And flirting.
And touching.
O.O this is NOT what a good relationship is made of. Rejected kisses do not make for a good relationship. Bad Constance. BAD!
Oh, and now you’re gonna proceed to interview him? What kinda game you playing bitch?
Time to get back to the flirting.
And touching.
WOOOOOOO!
My GOD they are friggin’ DIFFERENT! It’s like Devon’s the sexy kind of eccentric nerd and Constance is just the nerd kind of nerd.
But I guess she’ll do.
She’s female and has a pulse.
So she gets to be Devon’s girlfriend-shaped-thing.
Aw… that’s a happy face :)
Oh yeah! Suck on DAT coworkers of Devon! He got promoted to some kind of scientist today (level… three or four I think) with a big ol’ honkin’ thousand-dollar bonus to build up the boys tiny little house.
Okay- so I know it’s not much, but it’s better than what he had before.
And has all the exact same furnishings just moved around.
**stalkerazzi cam… waffle cooking shot**
That’s yummy. And I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout no waffles.
At this time, Devon’s planning a date with his new woman. I think he really likes her, I mean look at that sims 2 face! So this date will be at Devon’s house (because he’s poor) and will take place in his backyard. She will be over in a few minutes.
:)
Devon gets even sexier when he’s smitten.
**more renovations**
Time for another date! Devon’s showing off the best features of his new pad today. We’ll start with the couch.
She approves of the couch.
She approves of the bed
She definitely approves of the man in the bed.
Yay Devon! You’re no longer an over-aged virgin **sheds tears of joy** So did you LOVE the first chapter? Was it good? Bad? Horribly terrible? The worst thing you’ve ever read? An abomination? Tell me your thoughts!
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